Aloha!

My girls Peewee, Bandit, and Honeybunch will be helping me teach lei and hula skirt making. My girls all attended the first guinea pig luau and are all experienced in Lei eating (oops, making) and hula skirt fabrication and demolition (eating). We will use only the freshest flowers and grasses, and I guarantee there will be plenty for sampling. All sows are invited to come join us and make your lei and hula skirt to wear at the closing luau! We plan a special boars only session for lei making, so you guys can join the fun. The hotel's band will play for us and will will learn to do the hula and sing a few Hawaiian songs. (Guys will only learn the songs - I think most of you already know how to "hula!").

Kay, slave to the girls